Who is Jordan Septo? Jordan Septo is an American adult film director best known for his hardcore parodies of some of the most popular cartoons, TV shows and films. Much of his work has been done for studios such as Exquisite Films and DreamZone Entertainment. Between 2003 and 2015, Septo won over a dozen major industry awards and made around 175 XXX films. Septo’s pornographic style generally consists of low production value sets and costumes, combined with a cast that includes some of the best hardcore performers around.This mixture creates films that entertain in the same way and for the same reasons as bad Hollywood monster films. What they lack in production budget, they make up for in heart and fun.

What do you think of my picks for the 10 best Jordan Septo porn parodies? I suspect that you probably don’t agree with everything.In order. Just leave your top 10 list (maybe worst) in the comments below.

1. OMG…It’s The Spice Girls XXX Parody (2012) | Juicy Entertainment

A “Spice Girls” themed porn parody? In any case. Jordan Septo’s low production budget, star-studded cast and flair for smut are present in Spice Girls XXX. With performances from ladies like Dani Daniels, Jessie Rogers, Dani Jensen, Misty Stone and Allie Haze, as well as studs like Anthony Rosano, Seth Gamble, Evan Stone and Xander Corvus, this film showcases some of the best performers in the industry. . Add in a few fake British accents and some bad lip syncs, and Spice Girls XXX easily becomes one of Jordan Septo’s top five films.

2. American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (2011) | Exquisite Films

American Dad XXX brings us everything good and great about Jordan Septo porn. The cast features top-notch talent including Evan Stone, Briana Banks, Tasha Reign, Xander Corvus, Andy San Dimas and Tommy Pistol. The costumes are hilarious and terrible. Anthony Rosano is dressed like a damn alien. There’s a watercolor sofa that seems really hard to find.American Dad XXX is so bad it’s truly amazing and probably the best thing Jordan Septo has ever done.

3. Laverne and Shirley XXX (2013) | DreamZone Entertainment

What kind of raving lunatic would take the time to make a Laverne and Shirley porn parody? Jordan September. The film has everything we know and love about the films Septo makes, namely an outstanding cast and ridiculously poor production values. This combination of cheesy and XXX hotness comes together in so many ridiculously fun ways. At this point, Laverne and Shirley XXX have received a total of six nominations at the XBIZ and AVN Awards.

4. Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (2012) | Exquisite Films

In Xena XXX, Phoenix Marie plays the title character and Lexi Belle plays the role of Xena’s sidekick Gabrielle. That’s probably enough to put this Jordan Septo parody in the top ten, but add Chanel Preston, Julez Ventura, Tommy Gunn, Nicole Aniston, Tommy Pistol and Seth Gamble and you’re in for a treat. Additionally, “Xena XXX” is also one of Septo’s longest productions, with six hardcore scenes spread over almost three hours.

5. Zorro XXX (2012) | Pleasure Dynasty

Zorro XXX is another film from Jordan Septo that breaks from his tradition of low-budget cheesemaking. The film was so well made that it received Best Parody nominations from AVN, NightMoves and XBIZ, and Septo received a nomination for Director of the Year. And as always, Septo managed to assemble a star-studded cast including Ramon Nomar, Brooklyn Lee, Tasha Reign, Gracie Glam, Tommy Gunn and Tom Byron.

6. Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (2012) | Exquisite Films

Tomb Raider XXX is Die-Screaming’s top pick for the best Jordan Septo porn parody of all time. This is largely thanks to Chanel Preston and her incredible transformation into one of the sexiest versions of Lara Croft ever created. It also helps to have a cast that includes XXX legends like Dani Daniels, Evan Stone, Kagney Linn Karter, Nicole Aniston, Derrick Pierce and Anthony Rosano. But above all, Tomb Raider XXX is a perfect example of dumb banality well executed, something few have done better than Jordan Septo.

7. Rambone XXX: A DreamZone Parody (2014) | DreamZone Entertainment

From start to finish, Rambone XXX is just a truly fantastic porn film. Jordan Septo hit the jackpot as Bonnie Rotten in his Rambo parody, creating a film that features almost as many high-profile weapons as it does breasts. Rambone XXX also stars several top artists who star in Jordan Septo films, including Tommy Pistol and Phoenix Marie. The film also received great reviews and was nominated for the 2014 DVD of the Year Inked Award and the 2015 XBIZ Award for Best Sex Scene for Bonnie Rotten and Ryan McLane.

8. The Lone Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (2013) | Extreme Comixxx

As I’ve said several times, Jordan Septo’s films are generally not known for their high production quality. Lone Ranger XXX is one of his few films made on a larger budget. Result? In addition to the usual strong cast of hardcore talent that typically underpins his films, the film also features an award-winning soundtrack and impressive western sets and costumes. All of this makes The Lone Ranger XXX one of Jordan Septo’s most talented productions, as evidenced by its 13 nominations at the XBIZ and AVN Awards.

9. Hairy Twatter (2012) | DreamZone Entertainment

Jordan Septo’s porn parodies often seem like a group of film students getting drunk and making a film together on a $75 budget. Hairy Twitter is certainly a good example of this. However, it’s also a great example of another feature of the Septo films; an impressive lineup of superstar talent. Here, Seth Gamble plays Hairy Twetter and leads a cast that includes Jesse Andrews, Katie St. Ives, Tara Lynn Foxx, Michael Vegas, Tyler Nixon and Logan Pierce.This combination of low production values ​​and a subpar storyline from some of porn’s biggest talents earned the film a 2013 Sex Awards nomination for Adult Parody of the Year.

10. OMG…It’s The Dirty Dancing XXX Parody (2013) | Paradox Pictures

Oh my god… It’s The Dirty Dancing XXX Parody is definitely one of Jordan Septo’s best videos. Nominated for five AVN and XBIZ awards, the film certainly helped produce an absolutely stunning cast of XXX superstars. Dani Daniels and Ryan Driller play Baby and Johnny Castle, with support from Christie Stevens, Evan Stone and Seth Gamble. This, my dirty internet friend, is the programming that can make any XXX video a success.